1993, Bob Joe Harrison Jr. was born. Bob was let's say an evil type of person, at age five he drew dinosaurs smashing people. His Parents knew Bob needed urgent help so they sent him to a psychiatrist but nothing worked.
One day Bob's ,other was making lemonade and out of the blue Bob squirts the citrus of a lemon into her eyes, (She is now permanently blind.) At school Bob has a classmate that despite his toils he is illiterate, Bob told him to leave the school because the school was for SMART people. He told his classmates that what he said does not not indifferent him.
Although Bob's harshness he is permanently bounded with his teddy bear Grease Joe. One day Bob look up on the internet "How to make homemade bazookas." After a few weeks of respite and work, he had finally made the bazooka.
When he got to school he strenuously picked up his bazooka and aimed at the school. He took a deep breath but before he could shoot a kid farted, which agitated him. So he decided to shoot the kid he blew him up into little pieces "Wow, fireworks dude", some said. This is not adequate Bob thought, so he shot the school killing all the teachers inside.
Some might call Bob a school hero some might call him a weirdo, but that's beside the point. Currently Bob spends his days in jail.
So the story goes on Bob stays locked in jail with his fat guard James (Which couldn't speak very well English.
"Yo fat man," Bob said.
"Don't ju kall mez fat dumbo," He replied
"I have a double McCheese Burger in here open up," Bob said.
The guard opened, up and in a matter of sconds Bob poked him in the eyeballs. "I R blind, I kant see," he screamed. Bob just took his gun and ran away. After that he administered himself to a small hovel.
"This place is poop!" he yelled.
Someone started to knock on the door, he opened up only to find an old lady "Scram you old woman go arrange yourself a funeral!" he barked. Bob had a menial job to buy pieces for explosives. He roamed the city killing everyone in sight. Capitulate to my wrath he screamed. Bob and Grease Joe became the kings of the city until James (Who is now blind) started shooting like an idiot, and he happened to hit Grease Joe. Bob observed as Grease Joe's head blew up. Bob started at Joe in terror and ran away. He was never seen of again, and as for James he now has a statue in honor of him.