Conspiracy Theory

It was another sweltering day in Afghanistan. Osama and his son Mustafa were both hiding in their cave hidden in a desert. Osama and Mustafa survived mostly on scorpions for food and snake blood for water, but anything was better than the torture they would both receive if turning themselves in to the United States. Osama and Mustafa were always meticulous about arming a bomb, if there was any minor flaw they would not send the bomb. It was early one morning when Mustafa woke up of his bed of twigs and went out to look for snakes. He turned on his solar powered radio, thats when he heard there was going to be a big ceremony in Times Square, Mustafa knew this would a great time for a sneak attack.

Mustafa quickly ran back to his cave and let Osama know about his plan, Osama thought it was brilliant, so the next couple of days Osama and Mustafa dedicated their days to arm the bomb. Thats when Mustafa was sent to New York to complete the mission.

As soon as Mustafa got to New York he assimilated himself the best way possible, as a tourist. He wore an I love NY shirt and cap, with knee high socks, and a camera hanging around his neck. When Mustafa got to Times Square he hid the bomb in the "Toys R Us" store. Mustafa quickly ran outside and prepared to detonate the bomb. But something held Mustafa back from clicking the bright red button, it was Justin Bieber, Mustafa lionized Justin Bieber which was singing in the middle of Times Square. Since Mustafa had Bieber Fever he could not continue. Mustafa went to the concert and started dancing and screaming. But, this happiness of Mustafa was soon destroyed when a jumbo jet crashed into Justin Bieber, it seemed as Osama sent Mustafa's cousin Ackmed to double check that everything went as plan, and if it didn't he was to crash the jet into Times Square.

When Mustafa got back home there was great dissension between Osama and Mustafa, Mustafa argued that he shouldn't have killed his favorite pop star. From that day on Mustafa cried himself to sleep.

Osamas Conspiracy

It was 2 hours before the State of The Union Speech, no one suspected Osama Bin Laden was secretly roaming Washington D.C preparing a conspiracy. He was going to plant a bomb under the podium in which the President of The United States would make his annual speech. Osama knew if this came out as planned he would send the US into a state of shock and anarchy.

Osama needed to apprehend how to arm and detonate a bomb in a short time period. Osama was on his way to the speech when he tripped over a hot dog stand and was brutally splattered by a cement truck, from that day on there was never another terrorist attempt.