Monday, March 8, 2010

Monday Disaster


I heard my door open then I knew it was Monday, my mom woke me up and I lazily turned on the water, (While I was doing this I was half awake.) After I had taken I shower I looked for my pants, but they where no where to be seen, I knew it couldn't be that I was sleepy because I woke up when the shower was really cold then really hot (I screamed a lot.) I asked my mom if she knew where my pants where, she looked at me and gave her I don't care face. After annoying her to help me she finally did, she searched the whole house but nothing.
After about half and hour we still couldn't find my pants. "Its 7:40 just go and wear anything," my mom said.
"I'm not going naked," I said in a annoyed tone. After a while my mom called the maid and the maid said she put my pants in the bag that we gave away to poor people.
My heart sank, then I screamed"I knew my maid was an dumb but not an idiot," yes it may sound mean and all but I was mad, so I had to go to school with some green pants. And when I got home I found out that she only threw away 3 and I still had 2.

Monday Disaster

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Bored, Again

well as you all might have expected, I was very bored on Sunday, even though the weekend was boring it past quite fast. The only real I got on Sunday was when Brian threw my ball to the other building. Although this infuriated me very much I managed to unleash my anger, the only real I got mad is because if my mom found out she would kill me. So before I went back home I tried to get into the building but the guard didn't let us. So I asked to Brian to jump to parking lot, but he said we where going to break something. So we sneaked through the back door in the parking lot. Although we didn't we find the ball my mom hasn't found out so i'm still alive to write to all my fans.

The Movie

So my life hasn't really changed much since my last story, I spent my Saturday being very bored. The only really fascinating things that happened are that I ate peed, pooped, slept etc. My craving for sugar was building up to the point that I went to the movies with my parents, we watched some movie called Hurt Locker. The movie is basically based on the war in Iraq. While I watched the movie I ordered a chocolate crepe. The movie was pretty repetitive. I mean the basic sequence was someone finds a bomb they deactivate it and someone blows up, then someone blows up again then some people are strapped with bombs. It was pretty nasty, and the best part was that the main character is played by some redneck thats pretty dumb and deactivates every bomb.

Friday Bordon

When I got home Friday I was only thinking to spend my day chilling, watching T.V. and getting fat. Well all my plans changed when my mom didn't go to the supermarket to I couldn't eat something unhealthy and full of sugar and then my internet didn't work. I knew life was pointless without great snacks and internet so I actually decided to memorize my Spanish poem. It took fie minutes for me to get bored, this is a great Friday I thought to myself.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Lost?

When I finished sprinting my laps, I sighed in relief, I walked over to Michael and asked "Can you take me?"
"No sorry man," I heard him say, my heart sunk no one could take me, I asked Eduardo who was going to take him and frankly he had the same problem.
"What do we do my mom left the school already," Eduardo said.
"Lets ask Coach Ducreux," I suggested, both of us slowly walked over to coach and asked him if he could take us to my house. He looked at us irritated, and mumbled something that sounded like fine. But to make matters worst Paulo also asked Coach Ducreux, coach Ducreux asked Paulo where he lived and he responded Clayton. But before Coach dropped off Paulo he went to get gas then drop him off. When we arrived at Paulos house (Which is five minutes from school,) Coach got so angry at Paulo that he didn't that he almost started screaming.

Monday, March 1, 2010

World Math day

"Ok guys go on WWW.WorldMathday.com today for your homework."Mr.Borras said. This probably sucks I thought to myself, then I saw Mr. Borras hand us a little piece of paper with our username and password. He also makes the usernames impossible to remember I thought. When I got home I lazily opened up my computer and looked at the site. At first I was immensely bored but after a while it was fun to compete with people. I saw people from all over the world with the oddest names. I played the game for a good 3 hours, but the bad part was that I was only on level 1 and their where 5 different levels. It felt quite odd but cool to beat other people.