Soccer Game

P.E. is usually my favorite class because we get to play talk and not worry about teachers screaming at you. But, when I heard the news that where going to watch a soccer game at first I was really mad because everything in P.E. is soccer the coaches can only think about soccer, but then when I heard there was food drinks etc. it was a lot better. The soccer game itself wasn't very fun (no one was making any goals,) and it was really hot too. But, I still got to annoy me brothers friends and I also got to talk to my friends.
The first thought that came to my mind when I saw our team where the disgusting puke yellow pants. The only real awesome part was the bone-crushing slide tackle that was made to one of our own players (it was a yellow card,) for the first time I was having fun. One thing that was pretty dumb was when people where selling soda cans for a dollar each, when you could walk two minutes to the pool and buy one for 50 cents.

Soccer Game

Lame Pep Rally

Today Wednesday 10th was our schools annual field day, this event is fun and all but the best part about it(for me at least,) is the part where we get extra days to do homework and skip school of course. Like I said before this event is fun but I wish the teachers would make it more fun with like water balloons squirting each other etc.
I know you might say that it was for the pep rally, but the pep rally was really no pep rally, no offense to those that participated; but, the pep rally was really some people singing "peal banana, peal peal banana," it might be an awesome song and all but I don't see the school spirit in it really. Going back to the banana song, what do bananas have to do with soccer, and then to make things worst after the banana song we did something I personally did not understand at all it went somewhat like this "Want some?" "Get some." But, well thats my school

Monday Disaster

I heard my door open then I knew it was Monday, my mom woke me up and I lazily turned on the water, (While I was doing this I was half awake.) After I had taken I shower I looked for my pants, but they where no where to be seen, I knew it couldn't be that I was sleepy because I woke up when the shower was really cold then really hot (I screamed a lot.) I asked my mom if she knew where my pants where, she looked at me and gave her I don't care face. After annoying her to help me she finally did, she searched the whole house but nothing.
After about half and hour we still couldn't find my pants. "Its 7:40 just go and wear anything," my mom said.
"I'm not going naked," I said in a annoyed tone. After a while my mom called the maid and the maid said she put my pants in the bag that we gave away to poor people.
My heart sank, then I screamed"I knew my maid was an dumb but not an idiot," yes it may sound mean and all but I was mad, so I had to go to school with some green pants. And when I got home I found out that she only threw away 3 and I still had 2.

Monday Disaster

Bored, Again

well as you all might have expected, I was very bored on Sunday, even though the weekend was boring it past quite fast. The only real I got on Sunday was when Brian threw my ball to the other building. Although this infuriated me very much I managed to unleash my anger, the only real I got mad is because if my mom found out she would kill me. So before I went back home I tried to get into the building but the guard didn't let us. So I asked to Brian to jump to parking lot, but he said we where going to break something. So we sneaked through the back door in the parking lot. Although we didn't we find the ball my mom hasn't found out so i'm still alive to write to all my fans.

The Movie

So my life hasn't really changed much since my last story, I spent my Saturday being very bored. The only really fascinating things that happened are that I ate peed, pooped, slept etc. My craving for sugar was building up to the point that I went to the movies with my parents, we watched some movie called Hurt Locker. The movie is basically based on the war in Iraq. While I watched the movie I ordered a chocolate crepe. The movie was pretty repetitive. I mean the basic sequence was someone finds a bomb they deactivate it and someone blows up, then someone blows up again then some people are strapped with bombs. It was pretty nasty, and the best part was that the main character is played by some redneck thats pretty dumb and deactivates every bomb.