Mondays...Suck

My eyes slowly opened up, I saw the sun slowly rising, oh my lord its Monday (better known as the devils day,) I turned on the shower sat down and fell asleep. This all changed when my mom knocked on the door telling me it was late I crawled to the kitchen and lazily chowed down my cereal. I got into my brothers car and it was like 7:30, I told him if where going to get late so we might as well get really late, so we stopped at the gas station, I knew I had gotten like 6 tardy s already so it didn't matter if I got another. I slept the rest of the car ride, when I got to school it was 8:03 new record I thought. I dragged myself up the stairs and barely got through the day and almost suffered Myocardial infarction which is basically a heart attack, I looked it up on Google pretty cool huh.